Do guys get stared at, for what they’re wearing to work?

The best part about including the sentence “interacting with people and observing their qualities” in your resume is that it supposedly creates a good impression on the interviewer. Alternatively, it might be your worst decision ever. If the person on the other side of the table calls your bluff, you’re done for.

Observation comes naturally to women. A girl’s BFF spends ages analyzing her attire, and has a critical overview of what her boyfriend drapes himself in. But. Wouldn’t it be fun for a guy to get stared at, for what he chooses to wear to work?

I tried to analyze how dating a guy could be different from profession to profession and here it goes:

Mechanical Engineers: “Handle with care”

I wanted to start with this profession as I have a typical mechanical engineer at my home as well and that’s my brother. No matter which college they get into and from which university they graduate from, their typical dominating mentality will prevail at all times but when you sit down and explain something, they will listen to you. Make sure you do not dominate these ME-s as they are already dominated by their machines. They want to get the things done in their own way but I am still confused between their technical ways and non technical ways. Even if they want to cut an onion or make a machine they will follow the same strategy and I am not sure whether they themselves understand that or not. Yes a positive trait of ME-s can be that they are very down to earth as they are always working on the machine attached to the ground. Bad joke I know!!

ME-s have their own world of imaginations which goes beyond making a machine to investing for the same and making money out of that. So on an all a mechanical engineer is although typically traditional but imaginative in his own technical or non- technical way. Well god knows what is that..

Dating an ME can be fun but it’s all up to you how you manage his traditional approach towards a woman.

Chartered Accounts: “Lost in calculation”
From my childhood days when I was even unaware of the pros and cons of being a CA, I was clear about one thing that no matter what, I will never marry a CA. And now I realize that I have a strong intuition. Well judging people with their profession is not good I know but I can’t help it. Profession leave a strong impact on a person’s behavior and so is true of this profession as well. A CA always messed up with the balance sheets and calculations will definitely come home with the same level of frustration until he knows how to manage work –life balance. His day will start with calculations and will end up with calculations.

Imagine a guy sitting in front of you talking about marriage plans and suddenly starting with calculations.“Well I think if your income is XXX lacs and my income is YYY lacs then in ZZZ years we can afford a world tour and for that you need to invest AAA lacs annually on which you will receive ROFL% interest and so on”.

Human Resource guys: “Date with due care”

I think chartered accountancy is much better if you do not want to be punished for the mistakes which you have not even committed. An HR guy can hang you for any reason and seriously you cannot win from him at any cost. He has answers for everything. In fact he has all the reasons to fight with you. Just dare to ask him a question. Despite of answering the question he will throw a question on you and that would be “Why” “What’s the need” and “why do you think I should answer this question” and moreover even if he answers your question he will never forget the question and will start making a report on the same as why the question was asked and what was the intention behind that.
Even if you are truthful he will definitely analyze the truth told by you and the moment he finds a clue he will start finding ways to fire you out. How can we forget that interviewing people is his job and not ours? But definitely girls will be girls.

 
Marketing Guys: “Brag away to glory”  

Just ask him, “honey how was your day” and he will start with his products and describing about the same. No matter his products are his services or any goods he has good explanation to all. Adding to that just try to win any argument from him. You will definitely get the answer on your own.
Ok go ahead and start fighting with him for not coming on time or showing up for the date. He would be ready with all his reasons for being late or not showing up for the date and within seconds he will melt you with his cheezy talks.

5. Doctors: “Take it easy, honey. They’re just doctors”

We girls have the biggest problem of getting flattered with the presence of one intelligent guy. They are intelligent because they have worked for the it and that’s the end of it!

Coming to a doctor’s trait if you really want to date a doctor you must attain one degree and that is “having patience”. Start dating a doctor and at the end of the day you will be half alike. At least you would be able to give medicines to your family members after that and for rest of the things your doc is there for you. I seriously do not understand why these doctor guys wants a doctor girl only. I mean seriously at the end of the day even if she doesn’t have the degree she will ultimately become a doctor after listening to him for the rest of the day after he comes home!! I remember one my my college professor prescribing medicines to her students and colleagues because her husband was a doctor. But no matter what she is the best person I  have ever met in my whole lifetime.

I think, while dating a doctor you really need to be a good listener and even if you are not then you gotta pretend to be one. Fake it until you make it and it couldn’t be truer for any other profession.

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